Official: Feature Requests

Vaskerville

Since Chris is away on vacation for the week I thought this would be the perfect time to make a new features request thread. This is my list of todo's for this site:

- penalty box
- concession stand
- weapons shop
- torture chamber
- marijuana dispensary
- petting zoo

And you?

nimmot

- speakeasy
- massage parlor
- intimate chat thread
- hide and seek game
- sandwich shop
- on site oil changes

Black Window

- bottomless soft drinks
- replacement lego parts
- dedicated 24/7 concierge
- world peace
- parallel world peace
- quantum time travel machine (with instructions)

nimmot

- shoe shine man
- karaoke battles
- interpretive dance offs
- party planner
- vending machines
- 3D printing
- free movie nite

chris

oh em gee, these are fucking fantastic ideas

Vaskerville

- cash machine

peak'

- porn
- prawns

(sorry, typo)

nicko

- happy ending

Black Window

- happy ending

That will be extra sir

micky

- odourless oral sex

chris

- free GLOVs for premium memberships

Black Window

^YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Mnemo

^^
Hmmm...why for? )

bull

- salad bar
- etch-a-sketch
- foosball

peak'

- Scalextric
- Subscription to Razzle
- Tissues

bull

- Tissues

this made me spit coffee at my screen.

which, besides being funny, makes tissues an excellent idea.

blueshead

torture chamber
free beer
midget pr0n

Vaskerville

- a backup generator that actually works

slater

the "activity" tab gives me a permission problem error. this vexes me.

http://www.fazyluckers.com/activity

chris

works fine for me

chris

(teehee)

slater

FIX IT!

nicko

Why the fuck aren't the smilies retina'd already?

Vaskerville

- all-you-can-eat potato bar

chris

we had to close the potato bar, people were taking advantage of it.

Vaskerville

ok then, how about unlimited sour cream as a compromise?

i think the only time i've ever been in a place that had an all-you-can-eat potato bar was in LA. yeah, and that pretty much says it all...haha...

peak'

Cup holder, where's the cup holder!?

chris

peak'

Black Window

Fooookkk! Absent for a bit and the potato bars shut already FOOOKK!!!!

peak'

Thinking about it again, foot rests that warm your feet whilst sat surfing working might be of more use that the cup holder!

chris

we could have some of those 'single giant slippers that you put both feet in to' as a membership perk, maybe?

remember to take feet out before trying to walk.

nicko

I'd like a fillet steak, medium rare

peak'

remember to take feet out before trying to walk.

Vaskerville

dark mode

visually. not mentally.

chris

hit cmd+option+F5, if you're using lion or mavericks