squapple:Man walks in to chip...
mick:This guy is shipwrecked, and washes up on purple sand, surrounded by purple palm trees, in a purple lagoon.â€œOh buggerâ€, he says to himself. â€œIâ€™ve been maroonedâ€.
mick:ohhhh i like smart bad jokes. *clip that*(i think squapple forgot the word "shop")
jzycrzy:then whats a chipshop??
dek:What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
chris:oh yeah, that was nicko's joke *cough*
chris:what's blue and doesn't fit anymore?a dead epileptic.
chris:this just in:Renault have just launched the McCann, it even has space for a child in the boot...
mick:ok dek. you are as bad as any of us. welcome. bull... groaner. totally