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      CommentAuthorsquapple
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2007
     
    Yeah, there'd be a few designers going bust !
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2007
     
    You guys pay taxes? ninja
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     
    Motorists in England and Wales caught driving dangerously while using a handheld mobile phone face jail under new guidelines.

    so, that isn't the same as the jail you could face for driving dangerously when not using a mobile phone? why the fuck do they think up these laws?
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     
    chris:Motorists in England and Wales caught driving dangerously while using a handheld mobile phone face jail under new guidelines.

    so, that isn't the same as the jail you could face for driving dangerously when not using a mobile phone? why the fuck do they think up these laws?


    Send sandwich eater-drivers and cigarette-smoker-drivers for some bird too then eh?
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeDec 20th 2007
     
    Motorists who smoke at the wheel could be prosecuted under a new rule in the latest edition of the Highway Code. ;)

    "Smoking drivers would be charged if it is thought they were driving without due care and attention."

    again, if you are caught driving without due care and attention, the fact that you are smoking should have little bearing on the fucking thing, surely?
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeDec 21st 2007
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeJan 2nd 2008
     

    Farm creates £665 multibird roast


    Big Bird

    A Devon farm has concocted a 12-bird roast that takes 10 hours to cook and can feed up to 125 people.
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    lol
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeJan 7th 2008
     
    What a knob
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeJan 9th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2008
     


    MEN: Have you ever asked yourself?

    "Why is it that no matter how much time and effort I put into washing my penis in the shower, I still get that awful whiff of a rancid smell throughout the day, or even right after a shower?"
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeJan 10th 2008
     
    jussi-k said...Hehehehee.

    You are not really dancing before you dance so hard your penis hurts.
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeJan 22nd 2008
     
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      CommentAuthorGoCatGo
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008
     
    "That's yours." Ha!
    • CommentAuthormds76
    • CommentTimeJan 23rd 2008
     
    The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.


    What a day to be on jury duty!!
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2008
     
    fackin wankers
    • CommentAuthorjargo
    • CommentTimeJan 24th 2008 edited
     
    urbansurgeon said...three little pigs banned for being too offensive to muslims


    And all this time I thought it would have been offensive to the Jewish community?

    Might be more effective to ban Becta for insulting my intelligence and the intelligence of the Muslim community.
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 4th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 5th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeFeb 6th 2008
     
    is that patrol vehicle PINK??

    if it is, i approve heartily. :)
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 13th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    oh and...

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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    holy shit, reminds of something from 5 years ago.
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    Oh yeah... I thought I'd seen it before before
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008 edited
     
    i think i did that longer than 5 years ago now, actually. when did the internet start?
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    Yesterday
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      CommentAuthortoby
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    From one of the articles:

    Experts have warned that the internet should be treated with great care.
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    Internets!
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      CommentAuthorsquapple
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    You dont know anything about the last Quark logo do you Chris !!!!
    :tongue:
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    squapple said...You dont know anything about the last Quark logo do you Chris !!!!
    :tongue:


    lol!
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    haha i did complain about that, too!
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorVe.
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    (I think you missed a spot there, while shaving, nicko!)
    :wink:
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008 edited
     
    Thanks ve. I'll get it tomorrow :happy:
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    backfire pwnt'd!
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      CommentAuthorVe.
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    :tongue:
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008 edited
     
    Edited
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    :happy:
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    lol!
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    (you still missed a spot whilst shaving, fyi)
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      CommentAuthorsquapple
    • CommentTimeFeb 18th 2008
     
    what he said ^ !!
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeFeb 19th 2008
     
    who's that in the pic?
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      CommentAuthornicko
    • CommentTimeFeb 19th 2008
     
    :awkward: