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      CommentAuthorihc
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2007
     
    I'M INTO MY 85TH WORKING HOUR THIS WEEK - THATS SHEESH ENOUGH FOR TODAY!
    • CommentAuthorjargo
    • CommentTimeApr 26th 2007 edited
     
    ihc. Time to call it a day.
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    Verum:My guess is that you guys wouldn't like these then. :wink:



    Ha... sorry little bastids.

    chris:Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.


    Fuck it... let's just use gloves made of recycled material!

    meska:"The other day I used some expert tool (I think it’s called a “wheel wrench") to remove my car’s wheels. Lo and behold, just behind them I found these hidden things called ‘brakes’. I didn’t know what they were for, not being much of a car nut, so I thought it seemed reasonable to remove them.

    Later that day I found my car wouldn’t stop, and I drove straight across a major intersection and had a big, big smash up. I’m writing this from my hospital bed - I’m lucky to be alive!!

    And they sell cars to ordinary people without engineerigng skills! Are GM mad, or what? "

    :D


    hahahaha... classic.
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    chicken:Matthew Bookspan (a) screws around with Cocktail, a utility that exposes expert-level system features; (b) notices the Unix /usr/ folder, which contains a ton of essential OS components, and which is normally invisible for users who aren’t using the terminal or screwing around with things they don’t understand; and then:

    Knowing that I already have a Users folder and the multiple Library folder(s), it seemed reasonable to delete it.

    This, of course, rendered his entire system inoperative. The funny part is that he wrote an article blaming the whole thing on Apple, on the grounds that the Mac is supposed to be “intuitive”.

    Sheeeeeeesh!!!!!



    ... wait, isn't this article pointing out the fact something else OTHER than the OS actually brought the usr folder to life? Even after the install, of the OS and the NO-IP client, it happened again. Um... ok.
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      CommentAuthorjussi-k
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2007
     
    So true
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      CommentAuthorihc
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2007 edited
     
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    :happy: the dog sex doll! hahaha.
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      CommentAuthorbaseisdead
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2007 edited
     
    ...
    • CommentAuthorjargo
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2007
     
    "How's $67 milllion for a dry cleaning bill? A Washington, D.C., lawyer is suing an area dry cleaning business for losing a pair of his trousers. The business owners claim they have his pants, but he's pressing ahead with his suit. (AP Photo )"

    linky
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2007
     
    ^ *groan* :D
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      CommentAuthorzippie
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2007
     
    ihcra you better be getting paid overtime!
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      CommentAuthorihc
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
     
    zippie:ihcra you better be getting paid overtime!
    eh?
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
     
    i think he's referring to your 85th working hour in april
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      CommentAuthorjussi-k
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2007 edited
     
    Dumbest Creationist Quote Ever(tm)


    Daily Irreverence:From Cosmic Variance here's one of the best creationist quotes ever. It's so good I had to share it:

    One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

    You should be laughing quite hard right now. I know I was. The funny thing is that this person is exactly right about his science. Life on Earth couldn't function without some giant influx of energy. We'd die a cold, lonely death without it (just like the universe will eventually). But we fortunately do have energy coming in, and us scientists do indeed know about it (as does everyone else on the planet).

    In case you don't get it, it's the sun.
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    Dug a little further(wanted to see who actually typed that comment) found this site...some funny, some scary~
    Fundies Say The Darndest Things
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    oh my, im actually signing up at some christian discussion forum now...i have to see who typed that,. and where the discussion led....what is wrong with me???
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2007
     
    you are razooll, and i claim my soapy tenner! :D
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    HEH! have no idea what any of that means(seriously i was at base when it was a warez board, still~I have no idea who razool is...) regardless~ i laughed

    Im going to lay low for a bit, but i'm telling you...drunken rannts will get me booted from that christian board in a few weeks
    im not mean, and i respect peoples right to be "faith" full....its just i have a low tolerence for stupidity....

    I've been told im going to hell by many people, pay no mind, but when you start trying to skew the laws of gravity...UGH
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    and this is what the devill does...
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      CommentAuthorzippie
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2007
     
    BTW ihcra further to my post (it's illegal for you to work 85 hours in a week, unless you signed up to a contract which lets them exploit you!)
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      CommentAuthorQ
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2007
     
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 14th 2007 edited
     
    2nd year university student is stupid

    "I came to this crossing at Ffynongain and there was like a metal gate, which looked like just a normal farmers' gate with a red circle on it

    "I thought it was a dead end at first and then there was a little sign saying, if the light is green, open the gates and drive through.

    "So I opened the gate, drove forward, closed the gate behind me and then went to go and open the gate in front of me.


    i also liked this bit - "I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go," she added.

    i mean, really...
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    zippie:BTW ihcra further to my post (it's illegal for you to work 85 hours in a week, unless you signed up to a contract which lets them exploit you!)


    guess what...

    and it ended up as a 101 hour week
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
     
    urbansurgeon:
    guess what...

    and it ended up as a 101 hour week



    sheeeesh!!!
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeMay 15th 2007
     
    the hotdoll (doggie fucktoy) is vapour-ware. the dogs are 'shopped onto the toy. :)

    but.. can you imagine cleaning out the little poke-hole? THAT'S quality pet care. *nod*



    here's another example of why i think civilization has jumped the shark.





    don't get too excited; they're not taking any more orders until June 15.
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
     
    Hooked smoking ads 'broke rules'

    "...The Advertising Standards Authority said the posters were likely to "frighten and distress children"..."

    "...The Department of Health said the campaign had been "highly effective"..."
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    hehe - i just logged in to post that as a sheesh also
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
     
    i don't understand why that pic is supposed to be so upsetting. they pulled on someone's lip ring and 'shopped a fishhook on.


    it's a good graf. :)


    imco
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    agreed imcaho
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
     
    *not humble today* :) that was yesterday.
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
     
    honoured ;)
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeMay 16th 2007
     
    ah.. ;)

    my second guess would have been "heuristic"... not in the computer algorithm sense, but in the "experience informs strategies" sense.


    honourable.. i totally agree.

    x
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      CommentAuthorzippie
    • CommentTimeMay 17th 2007 edited
     
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    German mum drives son to rob jeweller's

    BERLIN (Reuters) - A 36-year-old German mother-of-five drove her son to a jeweller's he wanted to rob because she was afraid he may come to some harm, Bild newspaper reported on Wednesday.

    While her 17-year-old son and his two accomplices stabbed and robbed a jeweller in the eastern city of Dresden, the mother waited outside in the car.

    "I knew he wanted to rob the shop and I was very worried about him," top-selling Bild quoted the mother as saying.

    A court sentenced the woman to three years and ten months in prison, a spokeswoman for the court said.
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      CommentAuthorurbansurgeon
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2007 edited
     
    sheesh how protected do we need to be?
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      CommentAuthorchicken
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2007 edited
     
    so the paranormal is not to be taken seriously because there isn't any proof of it existing... but if it was an episode on relgion it would to be taken seriously even though there isn't any proof that god exists...
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      CommentAuthorjussi-k
    • CommentTimeMay 21st 2007
     
    <sarcasm>Of course there is proof that god exists!! The bible!</sarcasm>
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    regardless of anyone's beliefs do we need to be warned it might challenge them?

    if our beliefs aren't challenged we are inevitably going to ignorantly and blindly follow unchallenged teachings *coff*catholics*coff*
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    Architecture biennale avoids pronunciation problems by becoming festival


    The London Architecture Biennale has changed its name to London Festival of Architecture (LFA) – because too many people can’t pronounce ‘biennale’.

    At last night’s (21 May) launch of the four-week extravaganza – which will run from 20 June to 20 July 2008 – founder Peter Murray said: ‘Many of the people with whom we want to work can’t pronounce “biennale”’.

    Murray also explained that the name change would help avoid confusion with exhibitions from the Venice Biennale, which are also due to visit London next month.

    The newly named LFA will have the theme of ‘Fresh!’ and will be based around five ‘hubs’: South Kensington, Bloomsbury and Covent Garden, Southwark and South Bank, Clerkenwell and the City, and Canary Wharf and Docklands.

    Each hub will form the focus for one weekend of the festival. The other reason for extending the run, said Murray, was to give exhibitions a longer period in which to attract visitors.

    LFA, which will continue to run every two years, is to have a permanent home with Pipers Projects, the organisation that runs New London Architecture at from the Building Centre in central London.

    The event is still seeking sponsorship. So far the largest backer is London’s newest design body, Design for London, headed by Peter Bishop.
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      CommentAuthormick
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2007
     
    • CommentAuthorjargo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2007
     
    That battle has been going on for ages, on and off. A bit bloody daft on both sides.
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      CommentAuthormiddigit
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2007
     
    sheesh! indeed - that means it'll be lost from the pantone book forever :(
    • CommentAuthorjargo
    • CommentTimeMay 22nd 2007
     
    middgit, only for chocolate applications. You will still be able to use it for everything else.
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2007
     
    ALL YOUR BARS ARE BELONG TO US!
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      CommentAuthormiddigit
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2007
     
    hehe, i know - it was meant as a sarcastic comment :) it is pretty pathetic arguing over a colour
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      CommentAuthorsilent
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2007
     
    middigit:hehe, i know - it was meant as a sarcastic comment :) it is pretty pathetic arguing over a colour

    And how about arguing over musical notes, as some bands have done already?
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      CommentAuthormeska
    • CommentTimeMay 23rd 2007
     
    Bloody hell, can you believe that? Next they'll be saying you can't use the word Cadbury in your logo... oh wait...:awkward:
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      CommentAuthorjamm
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2007 edited
     
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      CommentAuthorsilent
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2007
     
    sad tv ratings...
    • CommentAuthorjargo
    • CommentTimeMay 29th 2007
     
    I suddenly feel sick.