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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeNov 16th 2008
     
    complete and authentic vampire killing kit
    A complete and authentic vampire killing kit, circa 1800 and housed in a walnut case, achieved $14,850.

    1800s Vampire Killing Kit Nabs $14,850 At Stevens Auction
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      CommentAuthorflak
    • CommentTimeNov 16th 2008
     
    Van Helsing's gonna be pissed...
    • CommentAuthorrbernato
    • CommentTimeNov 17th 2008
     
    is the garlic still fresh? ... about the only useful item in that materialized superstition box --
    • CommentAuthorvortexual
    • CommentTimeNov 17th 2008
     
    I know this if offbeat but along similar lines....

    I recently had to take down a curtain rail that hung over the entrance to the garden of the in law's house. Apparently the rail had been up since before they moved to the property.
    Anyway on removing the rail I discovered three small crucifixes had been tucked underneath the fixture here and there.
    The in laws were quite bewildered.
    I'm still pondering as to whether this was protect the entrance of the doorway from Vampires? And if so the estate agent should had been upfront with them!

    vortexual :surprised:
    • CommentAuthorrbernato
    • CommentTimeNov 17th 2008 edited
     
    ^^ from either angle 1) this would have raised the price of the property since it was made vampire-prroof, so better deal for your in laws - or 2) one or both your in laws are vampires and this vampire protection system® could have been a potential hazard (yet it seems utterly ineffective, as your folks don't sleep on the pavement in front of the house because for some crazy unexplainable circumstance they can't get past the garden entrance) :smile:

    did you keep the crucifixes? you might throw them on the market... seeing economy is low and stuff, maybe better keep 'em in case you fall on hard times :happy:
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      CommentAuthorchris
    • CommentTimeNov 17th 2008
     
    would have been worth your while ebaying them - you know how the internet likes to run with weird stories and chances to buy things at an inflated cost.
    • CommentAuthorvortexual
    • CommentTimeNov 17th 2008
     
    :happy:

    Shit! I'm just not business savy am I!

    Re the whereabouts of the crucifixes, in keeping with the spirit of the season I donned the in law's aloe vera plant with the crucifixes stating that they now had a "tropical xmas tree."
    Needless to say on my latest visit I discovered that the crucifixes had been taken down and thrown away.

    vortexual :happy:

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