...that the current (whatever it may be) widely spread alert for danger always involves THE LENGTH OF FOOTBALL FIELDS??

ie.
When a gun is discharged randomly in the air (for fun?) the bullet can travel THE LENGTH OF 2 FOOTBALL FIELDS and hurt someone anyway...therefore please be careful discharging a gun.

ie
When someone SNEEZES and doesn't cover their mouth & nose the germs can travel THE LENGTH OF 2 FOOTBALL FIELDS and infect US ALL...so please cover up.

And the current alert I keep hearing and reading:

When you FLUSH the toilet and don't put the lid down.. apparently the poo & pee can jump up and shoot (yes you guessed it) THE LENGTH OF 2 FOOTBALL FIELDS and saturate EVERYTHING in it's path!


Let's close that lid!

Hope this little observation finds you all well!!!!!
love, Ve.

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