I love the airport, i love flying
i dont drive...i like being driven to the airport
i fly, but i dont have to fly...i will be flown
i will fill my coffee thermos with whiskey
for the drive
when i get to the airport i will drink more
i will drink a bloody mary because thats what you drink at the airport

i cant smoke in the airport...that pisses me off
i will crave a cigarette at the airport today
i will get annoyed...but i will still love the airport

only going away for a few days...bringing carry on bag
i love not having to search for my luggage at the airport
i love walking past the people searching for things
yiou cannt find anything at the airport

i cant, i am usually to drunk at the airport
i like taxis too, they make me happy
i will take a taxi when i leave the airport

fun will ensue soon and it always begins at the airport
(or on the way)

I am drunk I love ypou all, will be back sunday night or monday

Safe travels, Orson!!