i have stolen this idea (actually, i copy/pasted the actual post in it's entirety) from another forum. what do you think?

Step 1. Record yourself reading this text.

Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.

Step 2. Post.

you can add "pahkin' caahs in tha yahd" if you so wish

I did this once long ago for a friend..I forget what I used to record...what you usin'?

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=20r0i0h&s=3

If someone's voice is perfect, will you be willing to work for me someday?

[heehee. theyah's nevah any pahkin spaces in hahvah yahd]

when i figure out how to make one of these i'll post it.

you don't have to save the file to the comp, btw - just click the icon before it

bull said...[heehee. theyah's nevah any pahkin spaces in hahvah yahd]

when i figure out how to make one of these i'll post it.

I used an App called SOUND STUDIO.

then up'd the ACC file to tinypic and linked ya to it.

I'll get my stentorian tones up this week.

aha, i had err, i dunno... i was going to do one, but it was late when i thought of stealing it, and i didn't want to be a mental case wake anyone here...

and...you are not doing now why?



Come on! I for one am a SUCKER for a british accent!!!

mm i've a clippet of my voice somewhere.. it's the one that samfreak used when you went to his parody of the great webpage artist --Michele"

My sample

Oooo chicken...it *plays* but makes no sound...have the sound slider up full!

flak said...Here are a bunch of speech samples of the same paragraph.

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

chicken said...

Ve. said...Oooo chicken...it *plays* but makes no sound...have the sound slider up full!

~phew!

chiiii-kennnnn!

chicken said...

flak said...Here are a bunch of speech samples of the same paragraph.

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Oh whoops, I missed that.

Ve. said...

but flak these are ...well...strangers!

Can we not entice you to partake?

Nope! haha

http://www.jkemppainen.com/up/voice.mp3

Lousy quality macbookpro internal mic

SURPRISE! Buttsex!

blueshead said...blueshead sounding non English,, err i found the snippet fer the michele webpage parody- http://blueshead.spymac.com/butt2.mp3

who is michelle? I do hope she is a GOOD friend of yours in light of your request!

Ve. said...

jussi-k said...http://www.jkemppainen.com/up/voice.mp3

Lousy quality macbookpro internal mic

I LOVE it...we'll pick her up at the strain station...!

Yeah I almost made it trough.

McKs said...

Ve. said...

blueshead said...blueshead sounding non English,, err i found the snippet fer the michele webpage parody- http://blueshead.spymac.com/butt2.mp3

who is michelle? I do hope she is a GOOD friend of yours in light of your request!

don't go there...please...

I agree, let's not go there...

Loving that accent. Of course I HAVE no accent!

Ve. said...Loving that accent. Of course I HAVE no accent!

Of course not.. After all those years in N.Y. you could blend into Kansas..

ha! you ALL have pronounced accents except me. i know you'd like to think you're normal, but you're not. i am. *NOD*

chicken, you sound out of practice with your english, but your english is about a thousand times better than my german.

jussi; your voice is as creamy as your skin.

blues'.. pfft! i can listen to that any time i want (i have it in my iTunes library). let's hear if you can string all those sentences together.

middi, you sound like you're laughing. that's very nice.

MsKs... you fast talker, you!



i get it that i sounded "bedroom voice" or "lullaby". i was trying to keep my voice down, nearly whispering. there were people sleeping all over my floor. maybe i should have a do-over. i've got a great big low voice that can startle people the first time it comes out of teeny me. i rarely need to be mic'd, unless mixing will prevent me from drowning out the guitars. heh

stupid experimental paragraph aside, i love hearing your voices, my friends.

mick said...ha! you ALL have pronounced accents except me. i know you'd like to think you're normal, but you're not. i am. *NOD*

chicken, you sound out of practice with your english, but your english is about a thousand times better than my german.

jussi; your voice is as creamy as your skin.

blues'.. pfft! i can listen to that any time i want (i have it in my iTunes library). let's hear if you can string all those sentences together.



middi, you sound like you're laughing. that's very nice.

MsKs... you fast talker, you!



i get it that i sounded "bedroom voice" or "lullaby". i was trying to keep my voice down, nearly whispering. there were people sleeping all over my floor. maybe i should have a do-over. i've got a great big low voice that can startle people the first time it comes out of teeny me. i rarely need to be mic'd, unless mixing will prevent me from drowning out the guitars. heh

stupid experimental paragraph aside, i love hearing your voices, my friends.

I like hearing wot you folks sound like too! ...you know...putting a voice to your words.

We should make up our OWN paragraph to record...urm...like blues did...but..wot say you all?