nicko said...An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Australain, an American, a Canadian, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man walk into a pub.[hide]The barman says "I can't let you in without a Thai."[/hide]
Black Window said...3 Irish men in a pub. Paddy says "my locals better than this, buy 2 drinks and the 3rd is free." Mick says "well in my local you buy 1 drink and the 2nd is free." Murphy says "thats nothing! In my local you buy the 1st drink, then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and the 7th is free. Then you go out the back and get a shag. "WOW!" says the others "but has that ever happened to you?" "No" says Murphy, but it happened to my sister.:happy:
Black Window said...A poor but desperate man goes to a brothel and asks for the cheapest prostitute. The madam says she has one girl for him who is really shy, likes the light off and wont cry.He accepts and starts having sex with her. As he finishes he sees her foaming at the mouth. He runs down and tells the madam who picks up the phones and says "Marvin the dead one's full again!"
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blueshead said...An Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.They each bought a pint of Guinness.Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!
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